Posts by Narcissistic Supply

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Does Jehovah and Santa Claus share some personality traits?

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if you are very, very good... you are promised a big reward.. if you are bad, nope, you don't get a thing.. and they both work mysteriously and invisibly.. what are your thoughts?.

just lois ( and i am giving myself some flowers.... .

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbDaxcAcP4

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Never say never

by zed is dead in

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i really thought that i would never go to another memorial service at a kingdom hall ever again.

i found out today that a man that i truly respected as a man passed away recently.

his daughter call me to let me know.. even though i haven't spoke to them in years, i still consider them family.

An Open Letter to all Armageddon Believers

by CyrusThePersian in

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dear misguided people,.

here we are in the midst of 2013, only one year from the 100th anniversary of 1914. since i have many family members who are still jehovah's witnesses, and who still believe that the end of the world is coming any minute now, i thought i would post a little list of events, a timetable if you will, of some end-time prophesies and how long ago they were.. around 2,600 years ago zephaniah promised: "near is the great day of the lord, near and coming very quickly; listen, the day of the lord!

around 1,980 years ago jesus promised,"...this generation will by no means pass away until all these things occur.

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Once again i'm praying for clean underpants for the governiing body after they shit theirs.

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If Lot can ask for the city of Zoar to be spared, why can't we ask for the DF'd to be spared?

by Quarterback in

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todaay's wt study mentioned jah's reasonableness when lot requested to go flee to zoar, instead of flight to the mountains.. jah had accomodated lot's request, and the city that was doomed to be destroyed got spared.

why can't we expect god to change his mind for the end of this system of things?

why can't we request the salvation for those that are df'd or da'd?

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I'm praying for clean underpants for the governing body after they shit theirs.

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Is (a possible) revised NWT prompted by lapsing copyright?

by slimboyfat in

in the united states i gather that copyright lasts for the lifetime of the author plus 70 years.

if copyright only lasts for 70 years from publication of anonymous works, then copyright for the nwt of the christian greek scriptures would be due to run out in a few years.

watchtower leaders probably don't like the idea of others being able to publish hard copies or circulate the nwt in ebook format.

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International copyright law??? PLEASE!

You think the FBI is going to enforce international copyright law for the benefit of these jokers???

PLEASE!!

You think the FBI is going to enforce copyright for these jokers with the explosion of ebooks and everyone is a blogger on tmblr.com???

PLEASE!!!

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Is (a possible) revised NWT prompted by lapsing copyright?

by slimboyfat in

in the united states i gather that copyright lasts for the lifetime of the author plus 70 years.

if copyright only lasts for 70 years from publication of anonymous works, then copyright for the nwt of the christian greek scriptures would be due to run out in a few years.

watchtower leaders probably don't like the idea of others being able to publish hard copies or circulate the nwt in ebook format.

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*THAT* and 2.15 will get you a cup at Starbucks!

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Awake and Watchtower - Top 10 Most Popular Magazines of 2013

by jw07 in

the washtowel and asleep magazines made the list.

an over-zealous dub just posted this link to my facebook wall.

http://www.clicktop10.com/2013/07/top-10-most-popular-magazines-of-2013/.

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8 Million robots jamming the shit in your door.

Im tellin ya. A couple weeks ago some jeho stuffed one in my door without ringing the doorbell.

I stopped in my car and wadded it up and threw it back at them. Smiled and waved a big cheesy smile.

The next day my neighbor got egged.

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Jehovah's Witnesses explore new way of witnessing

by Watchtower-Free in

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lets educate this reporter.

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/life/faith/witnesses-explore-new-way-of-witnessing-220914021.html.

witnesses explore new way of witnessing.

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QUICK Study:

US birth rate hit an all time low of 4 percent in 2011; Canada birth rate is 1.02 percent in 2012.

Jeho's: 114782 growth from 110814 A GROWTH OF 3968 in 3650 days; 1.00

Simply keeping up with a normal compound 1 percent growth rate of Candada the Jeho's should have grown to

125, 535

This is the 1 percent COMPOUND growth the jeho's should have to keep up with a 1 PERCENT Canadian population growth.

114782	1147.82	115929.8
115929.8	1159.298	117089.1
117089.1	1170.891	118260
118260	1182.6	119442.6
119442.6	1194.426	120637
120637	1206.37	121843.4
121843.4	1218.434	123061.8
123061.8	1230.618	124292.5
124292.5	1242.925	125535.4

CONCLUSION: Jeho's are not keeping up with the growth rate of the normal population; severely behind the US and not keeping up with the growth rate of the normal population in Canada. Far below a compound United states growth rate of 4 percent PER YEAR. FAR BELOW a compound 1 PERCENT GROWTH RATE OF CANADA.

DISCUSSION:

Cleary the witnessing techniques are not working. If you believe their numbers they are way behind the normal population growth and they are losing born ins.

Reference:

http://www.indexmundi.com/canada/birth_rate.htmlReference:

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Governing Body's new neuroscience program better than Cambridge University

by Dogpatch in

i don't know what to make of this.

i assume this is a real lecture given in cyprus, apparently recently (original jw email dated dec. 1st).

anyone know this guy?

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Pull my finger!

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What was YOUR wake-up call before you left the JW´s organization?

by Mr Fool in

what was your wake-up call(s) before you left the jw s organization?

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ComaTose,

Yeah. Is'nt it sad that you would have to lie to your own kids to keep them in that POS. That's what i dont understand. What an effing Fraud these people support every day. 24/7/365.